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Episode 3 1/2: A terrible discovery

31-Mar-10

This is in response to a story written by my dear friend/GL Mysthowl, who has been so patiently waiting for me to get off my lazy butt (sorry, Myst!). Please read all the episodes he’s done before delving into mine!

Today, it was in Niqora’s favor that Icecrown’s landscape boasted charcoal-gray bedrock and had more pits and craters than one could count. The weather had taken a turn for the worst in only an hour, the already cloud-choked skies darkening and whipping the snow into a frenzied blizzard. The Scourge that plagued the area did not feel the wind’s sting, but even a hardy Shu’halo could not stand it forever. As soon as she noticed that the air around her was turning white, she snatched a length of tanned leather from her bags, tossing one end to her companion Blacky while gripping the other. Blacky’s white fangs caught the strap smartly and, trotting closely together, they began to make their way towards the closest cliff.

Never releasing the strap or slowing her pace, the huntress awkwardly drew more slated-coloured rhino furs out of her packs and wrapped them around her head, arms, and torso. Her legs would have to wait until she could stop moving, hopefully somewhere out of the wind that howled around her.

The storm increased its ferocity, leaving the hunter’s hands numb and her vision nothing but a sheet of white. Guided only by Blacky’s more acute senses of smell and hearing, the pair blundered into snow drifts, snow weaseling its way into Niqora’s fur-lined armor and melting cold against her skin. Sometimes a moan of something not quite living would reach their ears, and the Shu’halo could do nothing more than toss down a slowing trap behind her and hope that whatever it was didn’t notice two black figures through the veil of snow.

She wondered how anyone could see anything in this weather after she almost ran headlong into a snow-covered boulder. A great wall of darkness loomed before them, which she hoped was the cliff they had been heading for. Floundering through the waist-high drifts that had built up against the rocks, Blacky guided them towards a shallow cave carved naturally into the stone.

Wind still tossed and swirled crystals of ice into the air but it was still less vicious in here than out there. Niqora drew more furs and blankets out of her packs, stealing glances at the storm that showed no sign of lessening.

Her dark brow furrowed as she settled on the floor beside Blacky, tucking the blankets around them both. “He will be worried,” she stated, her voice cracking from the dry air and echoing off the rocks more loudly than she had suspected. She fell silent again, and to anyone or anything that happened to tromp by within seeing distance, the two black-furred figures were merely another pile of rubble.

The blizzard seemed to rage on forever but the pair were relatively warm hidden underneath their layers of pelts. The snow built up in banks around them, which only helped to provide insulation from the wicked wind. A few times, Niqora almost dozed off from weariness, jerking awake again from the deep concern that she would never wake up again, and perhaps never be found by her beloved mate. She would then wipe away the crystals that had built up around her muzzle from her breath and tuck her hands back under the furs.

It must have been somewhere deep into the night when the gail lessened and the ice crystals were no longer falling from the sky but being blown around from drift to drift. The Shu’halo heaved the housing of pelts and snow away from their bodies, Blacky slowly raising to her feet and vigorously shaking the snow from her fur. The hunter was shaking out the furs and rolling them up again when she heard a raspy moan echo off the walls of the cave. No sooner had she snatched up her crossbow did a ghoul charge full speed through the opening, beady black eyes fixed on Niqora as its target. An arrow hissed through the air and embedded itself in the creature’s chest as Blacky quickly followed, seizing the undead’s arm in mid air and spinning them around. With a snarl, the wolf yanked hard on the arm, throwing the ghoul off balance as Niqora buried another arrow in its skull. Dashing forward with long strides, she raised her halberd high over her head and neatly removed the foe’s head from its body with a whistling thunk. Triumphantly her companion picked up the head by what little scraggly hair it had and strutted around the limp body.

The hunter smirked at her wolf as she wiped the blade off in the snow. “Enough,” she said softly, “we need to get moving.” Blacky grumbled deep in her chest and lay the head back down beside the body. The two hastily piled snow over it to conceal their kill, hopefully for long enough not to draw any more attention from the Scourge. They then began to jog at a steady pace back across the snowy flats, all the while Niqora praying to the Earth Mother that her beloved had been spared from the storm by the little valley they had camped in.

Her netherdrake Nelarus had had enough sense to take shelter from the storm as well, Niqora was pleased to note as she approached where the female drake had been perched. Ignoring Nelarus’s bewildered expression at having never endured such a blizzard before, the hunter expertly ran her hands over the great dragon, ensuring that she had not been frost-bitten or otherwise harmed. She vaulted onto the netherdrake’s back, coaxing the ever-reluctant Blacky to leap up into her lap. The poor wolf whined shrilly as Nelarus lunged skyward.

“No…” Niqora breathed as they quickly approached the camp and she could see the tent flap waving wildly in the wind with no fire lighting the surrounding snow. Nelarus’s claws had barely grazed the ground before both hunter and pet sprung off the saddle, hitting the ground running towards the tent. As she savagely yanked back the flap and saw the state of Mysthowl inside, Niqora could only cry out wordlessly and sink to her knees beside him.

They call me…Lucky

24-Mar-10

Screenshotted so you know that it did happen

As most of us know, Patch 3.3.3 launched yesterday and I was looking forward to checking out the improvements to Ferocious Inspiration (hooray for BM buffs!). So Kazi and I decided to queue for a random and see how well it worked. I asked my guild if anyone wanted to join us for the quick heroic but they were all getting ready for a Saph run to get someone the key for EoE. So, we queued as just the two of us and waited only a minute or two (because luckily, Kazi queues as a healer).

We ported into a heroic Forge of Souls to find that the group had already cleared some of the trash on the way to the first boss and lost/kicked their healer and a dps. The pug members were certainly geared enough for this place and competent (except for the other hunter who later stood in the soulstorm of the first boss >.<). We’re working through the trash with relative ease when IT drops.

Yes…the [Battered Hilt] dropped. My jaw very literally drops. I hear Kazi suck in a breath over Skype. He quickly types out to the party that everyone should roll need. We all do. And…I win it. I won the freaking Battered Hilt! No one in the party had seen it drop before, myself included. I never thought I would see it, nevermind win it!

This of course leads to me gushing to the rest of the guild of my fantastic luck. Kazi congratulates me, my guildmates congratulate me. One of them grumbles over it a little (understandably because he really wants it but doesn’t have the money to afford it) but says “Congrats” as well.

A little later on in the evening Jorgy, a guildmate and close friend of Kazi, logs on. Kazi and him have a friendly competition going over gear score, with Jorgy having the lead for the last little while. So they’re always linking this and that in guild chat to poke at each other. (The following is paraphrased.)

Jorgy: Wanna see how much I love you, Kazi?
Kazi: …how’s that?
Jorgy: [links yet another piece of gear that he bought with frost emblems]
Kazi: …I hate you
Jorgy: lol
Kazi: I mean…congrats, man 😉

Having witnessed this time and time again and having fallen behind in said gear score race, I simply cannot resist this perfect opportunity.

Me: Hey Jorgy, wanna see how much I love you?
Jorgy: Sure 🙂
Me: [Battered Hilt]
Jorgy: Well, I’m off now /wrist

Luckily he has a good sense of humor and wasn’t actually depressed about it. 😉

So now that I have this thing that I never in my wildest dreams thought I would get, I need to decide what to do with it. My two options are to start the quest chain and get a cool ilevel 251 sword, or sell it. If I look at it as another piece of gear, it would be an upgrade but for how long? I know that Cataclysm is not that far down the road, which will surely make it obsolete rather quickly. I could wave it around in people’s faces and exclaim “Look at me! I’m special with my special sword!” which might earn me some jealousy for a while…again, until Cataclysm comes out.

Remember when having titles like “of the Shattered Sun” was cool? It means little to nothing now because of all the “better” titles in Wrath, which of course will become lackluster in Cataclysm. And what if I do end up in ICC and a similar weapon drops that I could have used? After all, Niqo is geared enough to go in there if it ever struck my fancy. But really, what is gear in the end but shiny pixels that make us ooh and aww, until the next best thing comes along?

On the other hand, I could sell it and make more gold than I’ve ever seen in one spot. A guildmate was also lucky enough to have the hilt drop a month or so ago, so she sold it for 13000g and bought herself a mechano-hog. With that amount of money, I could do so many things. I could buy dual-spec for all my characters on Wyrmrest Accord, or pay for the epic flying on 2 more characters. I could get a mechano-hog (like Jorgy says I should), or a traveler’s tundra mammoth. I could finally start working my way into pet tanking without worrying about the cost of gems and enchants. And who knows what sort of wondrous things they’ll introduce in Cataclysm, that I will now be able to participate in because I have the gold to support me? It just feels like I could do more by selling it.

I’m certain the quest chain involved in restoring the sword is as epic as it sounds like it is. But isn’t one missed opportunity worth who-know-how-many others that are just waiting to be discovered? Isn’t that the reason I play this game, for the sense of discovery? Or am I just going to wave around my epeen in everyone’s faces?

>.>

/trade WTS [Battered Hilt]. PST with offer.

I have a dream

22-Mar-10

Ladies and gentlemen…I have a dream. I dream of a world where new players are not completely confused by the talent system. Where they will know that being a tank is more than wearing plate, or being a healer is more than having a mana pool. Where the new DPS will know what the words “rotation” and “priority” mean. And most importantly of all, where they…will know…not to stand in the fire!

Klepsacovic’s post that I linked to up there has given me the inspiration for this. Should Blizzard make the talents more informative? Oh yes, it certainly wouldn’t hurt. How about the knowledge of what spells to use in what situation? Or what on Azeroth is making their pet attack every killable mob in sight? (Pssssst, I think he’s set on aggressive.)

Regardless of what Blizzard should or should not have done, the present situation is that World of Warcraft can be a little bit of a hard place to comprehend. Heck, every time I try out a new class, I look for guidance. But some new players don’t know where to look for help. They don’t know about all the wonderful blogs and databases and wikis out there that are more than happy to explain these things to them.

So bring the information to them.

Become a mentor to someone or many someones. In the very least, teach them how to help themselves. Point them in the direction of wowhead, thottbot, or wowwiki. Give them a site where they can learn a good leveling spec and what abilities are useful for them.

If you know their class intimately, tell them all you can about it. Analyze their gear and talents, and what abilities they use. Are you an RP or PvP pro? Offer to show them the ropes.

Don’t just let them convince you to run them through a dungeon. They may gain a level but they learn nothing in the end. Don’t let them hound you to help them with every quest either, that will do neither of you good.

So make a mentor macro and use it in a lowbie zone. Optionally include your blog URL (or favorite blogger’s URL if you don’t have one) if you want the extra visitors. Or find a single player who looks like they’re pretty new and offer your services.

So spread the words to other bloggers and readers and just about anyone you want. Blizzard may have made this game, but we are the ones who make up the community, the core of the WoW world. So let’s make it a little better.